• me: I should go shower now
  • (five minutes later)
  • (another five minutes later)
  • (yet another five minutes later)
  • (more five minute intervals)
  • someone: (goes into the bathroom)
  • me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

thesillycecilia:

"If you don’t swim, you’ll drown, but don’t move-"
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*mentally prepares myself*
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"HONEY"


Michael Clifford - Best Tweets

(Luke,Ashton,Calum)


 Luke Hemmings - Best Tweets

(AshtonCalumMichael)


mcliffords:

michael clifford - don’t stop